Guaranteed to make you laugh or double our money

Bombadee is the household name for quality products designed to amuse and delight. Want a little pick-me-up or does someone you know have a frown that needs fixing? Well, look no further. We have a wide range of amazing products for all of your practical needs. Check out our new lineup of magical merchandise:

The Feather Sword – It’s sharp as a tack one moment and the next it’s as soft as butter. Talk about turning swords into plowshares, our new feather sword will keep your youngins amused for hours. You can sleep safely knowing that they can pretend to be swashbuckling heroes without the risk of injuring themselves or others. Our patented feather swords have a myriad of uses from tickling to decorations. They even make great pet toys.

The Exploding Horse – Cattle rustlers running off with your herd or maybe Uncle John likes to take midnight rides without permission. Nothing will stop a would-be-thief faster than our enchanted exploding horse. It looks and acts like the real deal but once you sit on it, prepare for a surprise. It explodes into a shower of glitter glue. Exploding horses make great decoys and they are also a ton of fun at parties. (Warning: May cause hearing loss, expelled bladders, and mild suffocation.)

The Changeme Wand – The latest in our line of trick wands is our new Changeme Wand. Just give it a wave and presto-chango you’ll polymorph into a small animal for a few minutes. Each change is a surprise and a load of laughs. Imagine the look on your friends faces when they become a prancing poodle or a three-toed sloth. Each wand comes with twenty charges but endless amusement.

Owlwine – One sip of this elegant vintage and the drinker will be compelled to speak the beautiful language of the owlbears. Owlwine comes in a lovely hand-crafted glass decanter and you can choose one of three delicious flavors: strawberry, orange, or peach. No party is complete without a bottle of Owlwine. (Note: Consuming Owlwine in excess is not recommended. The effects last 10 minutes. Drinkers will speak owlbear but do not gain the ability to understand the language.)

Pie Arrows – It looks like an arrow. It feels like an arrow. But it sure doesn’t taste like an arrow. That’s right! After resolving all of our past legal challenges, we’ve brought back the ever-popular pie arrows for the eager archer. These arrows appear perfectly normal but once fired transform into a custard pie. What better way to express your thoughts at a debate, wedding, or public execution than a well-aimed pie arrow. Supplies are limited. Get yours today!

Manufacturer’s Warning: All Bombadee products are designed for personal amusement. We take no responsibility for adverse reactions resulting from their use whether proper or improper. We recommend you do not poke the bear. Bombadee products have been shown to cause every known negative physical condition and some that haven’t been invented yet. Player tested, DM approved.