Bombadee’s Tools for the Foolish Adventurer
Guaranteed to make you laugh or double our money
Bombadee’s magical creations are renowned the world over for their comedic flair. Check out this new line of tools for the foolish adventurer. If your adventures are running a little dull then pull out one of these fabulous tools to break the monotony. Is your paladin a little too pious or your ranger too much of a stick in the mud? Does your thief need to laugh a little more or your ranger spend too much time brooding? Then look no further than the wonderful creations of Bombadee Magical Baubels and Knicknacks.
The Hungry Bag – The hungry can store a whole lot of stuff. Just wait until you try to pull something out of it. Then the hungry bag gobbles up the offending person, belches loudly, and then spits them out. It works great against pickpockets or that one adventurer who insists on taking everything not nailed down.
The Singing Sword – An elegant blade expertly crafted and honed to a sharpened edge, the singing sword loves to belt out ridiculous songs at the most inopportune moments. It knows dozens of amusing ditties such as “Grandma Got Eaten by a Mimic,” “You Can’t See Me because I’m Sneaky,” “My Sword is Definitely Not Compensating for Something” and the ever-popular “Intelligence is My Dump Stat.” Try not to snicker if your swordmaster ends up arguing with his own weapon.
Sloth Boots – With these fantastic magical boots you can walk right up a wall. Just really, really slowly. Those sneaky ninjas and thieves may be a little late to the party as they painstakingly navigate their way up a wall.
Underwear of Strength – Developed by the Amazing Captain Bugbear, no warrior is complete without their underwear of strength. They come in a variety of fun designs from bright pink briefs with cute little yellow beholders etched into them to the standard white boxers with giant red hearts. They’re so cool they just have to be seen. As such, the powers they grant requires them to be worn on the outside of any other clothes.
Leonards Incredible Magic Hammock – Setting up camp is a snap with this handy dandy hammock. No trees or surfaces are necessary as the hammock can hang itself from the very air. Expect some slight swinging and perhaps unexpected travel as the hammock does move with the breeze. It’s not recommended for environments with heavy wind.
Manufacturer’s Warning: All Bombadee products are designed for personal amusement. We take no responsibility for adverse reactions resulting from the use of our products. We recommend you do not poke the bear. Bombadee products have been known to cause every known negative physical condition and some that haven’t been invented yet. Player tested, DM approved.
